What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why aren't there any white jokes on /r/Jokes?

Because jokes are the white man's burden."

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

Corny Joke Jokes More Corny Joke Jokes

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.