What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What is crucial to any joke about ISIS?

The execution

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit The tame way.

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What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!