What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

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What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

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What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

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What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?

Usain Bolti.

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

What's the fastest curry in the world?

Usain Balti..