What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

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What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.