Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans
Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
Beer in each hand!
Buuuurrrrrr!!!
88 jokes per hour.
A one-hour facial.
That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.
You're drunk ET, go home!"
