What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish?

An elephant with a wet boot

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D