What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

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Moves Like Jaeger

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.