What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

Move Jokes More Move Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.