What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 3 and 13?

Nothing, they both have 1 3

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee