What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.