What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log