Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
The mall is hiring new Santas.
Santa stops at three Hos.
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
Amelia a package last week - did you get it !
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
Because prisons don't have chimneys.
He gets claustrophobic!
Apple Sauce
Her miscarriage.
