What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What's Santa's favorite snack?

A crisp Pringle

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.