What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

A: Tally hohoho!

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

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What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.