What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot