What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

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What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.