Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
A baby in the microwave :)
They both know when you are sleeping.
It's your dad.
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
because 7 8 10
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
An umbrella!
Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
He built hotels on Pork Place.
