What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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What's a parrot's favourite game?

Monopoly!

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.