What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

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What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.