What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

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What's a bear without an ear?

A b

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

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How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.