What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."