What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

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What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack