What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

David Carradine Jokes More David Carradine Jokes

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

Met Jokes More Met Jokes

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.