What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

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What do the Texas Rangers &amp Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.