What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball?

Choke.

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.