What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

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What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

How did the blonde die ice-fishing?

A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

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Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.