What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

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What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

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What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

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Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!

What do you call a pig... ...with an unusually high IQ?

Einswine