Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Previous Random Joke Next

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Pilate Jokes More Pilate Jokes

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate