Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What's the most popular soup in China?

Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.