Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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What do you call a communist pirate?

Lutin.

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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What's the most popular Internet meme in China?

Ayy lMao

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China