What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.