What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

Previous Random Joke Next
Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

Mourn Wood Jokes More Mourn Wood Jokes

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

Mourn Jokes More Mourn Jokes

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.