What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.