What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

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Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

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What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.