What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

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What do frogs drink ?

Hot croako !

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !