What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

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What did Grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

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She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.