What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry

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What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

A: Unhoppy!!

What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory?

I'm very hoppy.

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Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...