What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

How do you make apple jelly?

google maps.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

Stump Jokes More Stump Jokes

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.