What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?

A silverbach.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Ape Lle Jokes More Ape Lle Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!