What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

School Jokes More School Jokes

What was the seal's favorite subject in school?

ART ART ART!

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Ape Lle Jokes More Ape Lle Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!