What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

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Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.