When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

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Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

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What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new