When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit"

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.