What do old people often do?

Die

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What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park