What do old people often do?

Die

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.