What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.