What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

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How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

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What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with