What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.