What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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What color is the sun?

ampnbsp Yellow.

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

What do you call him?

A sick Bern.