Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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Why are Holocaust jokes never clean?

Because they're full of Germans.

What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.

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What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

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Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.