Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

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What's the shortest way to the front page?

Up vote to find out.

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

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Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines