What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

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What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins