What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)