What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash