Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"