Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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On their RRRRRRR drive.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

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No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

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A Brazilian

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Diez nuts!

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They believe in a single-pair system.

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One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

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What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"