What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog?

Naaaaagggghhhhhhh.

How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.