How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

nun

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder