How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

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How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What is a redditors worst nightmare?

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes