Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why is I such a controlling letter?

Because I said so.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

a fsh

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.