Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?