What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

How do chickens connect online?

faceBAWK!

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.