What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.