What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Previous Random Joke Next
Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !