What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Where did the witch get her furniture ?

From the ideal gnome exhibition !

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

How many handles do a black dude's coffin have?

Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?