What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

Which fly makes films ?

Stephen Speilbug !

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now