Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

How many handles do a black dude's coffin have?

Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?