Garbage gets picked up!
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About 9 month.
Garbage gets thrown out.
Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.
Out of the trash and into the garbage
So the Mexicans can window shop.
Garbage.
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
Because they called it garbage.
A witch in a garbage can.
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I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.
When he recycles garbage into ham.
Gotham City.
Because they're not garbage collectors.
Two Chainz.
I don't have a corvette in my garage.
Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....
He had -ity!
Throw the guy out of the house.
She ran away from the ball.
His mom was in a jam.
Your mom.
Because he was bin laden.
Because he's always talking trash.
A Pillow Fight
A dead baby in two garbage bags.