What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

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Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.