What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

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What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.