How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What do you call a women with one leg?

ilene

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Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.