How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.