How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!