How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Previous Random Joke Next

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.