How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*