What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

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Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

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How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money