How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

Deadline Jokes More Deadline Jokes

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Meeting Jokes More Meeting Jokes

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

What does a Jamacian call everything he owns?

Meetings.

Dead Lion Jokes More Dead Lion Jokes

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions