What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

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What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.