How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke