What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

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What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

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What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.