What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

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What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

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Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.